Ms Lindemann’s bad joke page

Ms L

Welcome to my bad joke page!

If you know a joke about maths that is actually funny, please share it with us in the comments on this page.

Now prepare yourself for some of the worst jokes ever told…


Why was six scared of seven?


What did the zero say to the eight?


Did you know that there are three different kinds of maths teacher?


Did you know that there are 10 kinds of people in the world?


A joke from Mrs Cooper at Danum School:

What did the acorn say when he grew into an oak tree?


A joke from Mr Prestwich at Danum School:

What did the inflatable teacher say to the inflatable boy who brought a pin into the inflatable school?


A man walked into a bar…


A totally revolting joke (you have been warned…):

What’s the difference between Brussels sprouts and snot?


Possibly the world’s worst chat-up line:

How much do polar bears weigh?


Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? (If you don’t know what a Möbius strip is, click here to find out.)


2 comments to Ms Lindemann’s bad joke page

  • Joe

    Q: What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
    A: Pumpkin Pi!

    Q: What would you get if you were to add 59,725 and 27,640, then multiply by 7, add 12 and divide by 15?
    A: The wrong answer!

    Q: What did one maths book say to the other?
    A: I don’t know about you, but I have serious problems!

  • loislindemann

    Great jokes from Joe – and they are about maths 🙂

    I’ve had a selection of other jokes from various people – thanks to all of you. They’ve all made me laugh, but some of them aren’t exactly the kind of thing I can publish on a website for school students. Sorry! 🙁

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